My Bad

I haven't done my Monday comic for weeks and weeks, you say? What?


I'm sorry. I have no excuses. Here is a comic.




LOLUTHER! He eventually succeeds, but I would say that he's still doin it wrong, given how problematic the bastard thing proves to be for Arthur and his authors. Medieval writers sure seem to spend a lot of time justifying Arthur's legitimacy.

Sir Gawain and the Giant Asparagus

There is apparently a serious scholarly article arguing that the Green Knight actually represents asparagus. We haven't been able to find the article itself, hinting at a giant conspiracy enacted by the literary community to cover up the stupidest literary theories.