Orlando: It's All About Perspective.

No Wonder She Had An Affair

It might just be me, but sometimes I feel like Arthur doesn't have his priorities straight...

Sir Gawain and the Giant Asparagus

There is apparently a serious scholarly article arguing that the Green Knight actually represents asparagus. We haven't been able to find the article itself, hinting at a giant conspiracy enacted by the literary community to cover up the stupidest literary theories.